MBA vs Engineer

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me
what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see mil lions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute :"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the God is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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