Definition of "MISTAKE "

MISTAKE

What they actually mean

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a

New Style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a

New path

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a

New Venture

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a

New Generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a

New Law


If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a

New Invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a

New Fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a

New Theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a

New idea

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
'Mistake'


long piak! (a.k.a. banging against the wall)


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